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accaern:

lymphonodge:

TINY DOLPH

*the tiniest voice* surfbort

accaern:

lymphonodge:

TINY DOLPH

*the tiniest voice* surfbort

Neville had come lunging out of nowhere; unable to articulate a spell, he had jabbed Hermione’s wand hard into the eye hole of the Death Eater’s mask. The man relinquished Harry at once with a howl of pain.

Chapter 35 - Beyond the Veil
Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix

Guys, remember that time Neville couldn’t get his wand to work so he stabbed a motherfucker in the eye?

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doublemaximusart:

Dani and Billy from Hocus Pocus. I love how Billy kept her safe within the salt circle :3

doublemaximusart:

Dani and Billy from Hocus Pocus. I love how Billy kept her safe within the salt circle :3

I want to go there

I want to go there

writer-of-wrongs:

Today my history professor, a rumpled, pot-bellied guy in his mid thirties, walked into class looking all excited, which made the rest of us nervous, because he’s known for pop quizzes. He took a deep breath and said, “I have been waiting for this moment my entire teaching career. So please, pull out your textbooks and…” in a British accent, glowering at us all ferociously, “TURN TO PAGE THREE HUNDRED AND NINETY FOUR.”

We. All. DIED.


I AM COMPLETELY SERIOUS.

metrowolf:

tastefullyoffensive:

This is what happens when you don’t separate your colors and whites.[via]

my dryer is on fire. I better snap chat that shit

metrowolf:

tastefullyoffensive:

This is what happens when you don’t separate your colors and whites.

[via]

my dryer is on fire. I better snap chat that shit

Poor Oswald

Poor Oswald

nubbsgalore:

photos by gay bumgardner

stuckwith-harry:

sexyhorcruxkissesftw:

d-a-n-r-a-d:

Dan, why so competitive  

“Dan’s trying to run faster than Emma, Emma’s trying to run faster than Dan, and Rupert’s just anywhere trying to keep up with the pair of them” —David Yates

"I’m faster than Emma." - Daniel Radcliffe


Lol.  Yes

stuckwith-harry:

sexyhorcruxkissesftw:

d-a-n-r-a-d:

Dan, why so competitive  

“Dan’s trying to run faster than Emma, Emma’s trying to run faster than Dan, and Rupert’s just anywhere trying to keep up with the pair of them” —David Yates

"I’m faster than Emma." - Daniel Radcliffe

Lol. Yes